A murder by beheading sends Alice Harte, reluctant real estate broker for thugs, running into the arms of Nigel Channing, a charming British con man.
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This urban fantasy is set in Miami and London. Fans of Stephanie Plum will cheer for Alice as she watches her back in attempts to keep her head while being stalked by Nigel's daft ex-wife and a team of inept, but dangerous, mobsters. Alice's world is filled with real characters strangely reminiscent of Alice in Wonderland as she's guided through her wild adventure by her own Cheshire Cat.
Nigel whisks Alice to England. A chubby John Cleese with serious dress-code problems, Alice sees him as her White Rabbit rescuer.
After Alice discovers a gangster's freshly beheaded body in his Miami mansion, she launches a barely competent self-defense in a kangaroo court. The main witness against her is Algy Green, a bumbling cockney swindler who super-glues his bat wing ears to his head, and commits perjury for theme park tickets. But in the middle of the trial, a small piece of information opens her eyes. She realizes she can take the whole corrupt circus down. She sucks it up and kicks eveyone's butt.