A collection of short stories and flash fiction.
The rest of us talked. We’d never come across these earthlings before. Yet so many, and on such a small planet! We agreed that it must be awfully crowded and stuffy there, that they should get out more—get some fresh vacuum...
1. Sirens
A genderless alien called BBC Radio 4 discovers the power of the earthling female.
2. Involuntary Confession
Tough justice in the near future.
3. Annabel The Cannibal
"I'll have him. Rump. Very rare."
4. Remember Michael Jackson
And Michael K..
5. Superraythundersting Man
Linda was in love with Troy Tempest. One day, he would be Troy Tempest. Then Linda would love him.
6. Our Souls Which Art In Heaven: The Pusher
Did you know only atheists go to heaven?
7. Cerulea
Trees that walk and talk--but Ents they ain't! (Coming soon.)
8. Writing Fiction: Dave
An alien scout is puzzled by the curious way earthlings arrange their affairs.
9. Move or Copy?
Right-click for revenge.
10. Dead Eyes
"God commands me to kill this daughter of Satan..."
11. Dip!
Wisdom and beer.
12. Head Teacher's Little Angels
Something went ping in his head.
13. Just Joshin'
He shot their only child through the head.