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John Bayliss

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I wrote my first novel at fourteen; forty years later I am still learning.

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"Serpentine" is my current work in progress, a literary novel addressing matters of rational thinking, faith and superstition, set in a timeless Dark Ages world.

"Five and a Half Tons" is the first of the "Stringer" books, a series of light-hearted novels chronicling Stringer's misadventures, the second being "A Fistful of Conkers" and the third being "Fool's Mate". All these novels are complete, with a fourth "The Dog that Didn't Bark" being a work in progress.

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"Anyone who can engage the reader in a chatty bullet-by-bullet account of being shot at from a bedroom window gets my vote." Wussyboy (Rupee Millionaires)
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Authors I consider an influence (for good or bad) include: Douglas Adams, Iain Banks, Raymond Chandler, Philip K. Dick, Umberto Eco, John Fowles, Stella Gibbons, Ernest Hemingway, Kazuo Ishiguro, James Joyce, Milan Kundera, Malcolm Lowry, David Mitchell, Vladimir Nabokov, Flann O'Brian, Mervyn Peake, Julian Rathbone, Laurence Sterne, JRR Tolkien, Barry Unsworth, Kurt Vonnegut, John Wyndham...

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Five and a Half Tons

John Bayliss

Stringer might not exactly be the best private detective you've ever read about, but at least he tries; you can't deny him that.


Stringer is having a bad week. First, one of his clients tries to shoot him; then said client's estranged wife wants him to break into the former marital home. No sooner has he dealt with that calamity when a gang of diamond smugglers abruptly make their presence felt, convinced that Stringer is in possession of their loot and not inclined to take rejection kindly. Throw in a suicide that might just be a murder, a cash flow problem that is fast approaching critical, and a cantankerous pigeon fancier who believes that Stringer has amorous intentions towards his daughter, our hero would much rather be somewhere else at the moment; anywhere else...

And the police? They're anything but sympathetic; indeed, the only plan they can devise is to set a trap for the diamond smugglers, with Stringer as the bait.

Like the man says: Who'd be a private detective...

 

Serpentine

John Bayliss

In a collapsing society, a boy learns that the world is a weirder place than he could ever imagine.


“Perhaps the powerful and the mighty have their own name for this land, but the people who live here, if they have need to call it anything at all (which, on the whole, they do not) simply call it ‘The Realm’. Ask them why, and they will say: ‘That’s what everyone else calls it.’ Ask them where its borders lie, and some will likely shrug and produce some well-worn formula along the lines of ‘over the hills and far away’. Ask what lies beyond The Realm and they might very well accuse you of misleading them with tricky questions; if they do, then this is probably a very good time to stop asking, before they become too suspicious of your motives...”

(This is a fragment of something I started a little while ago but with no clear outline or plot in mind, I quickly ran out of steam. It was meant to be the start of a fantasy epic, much in the mold of Ursula le Guin's Earthsea novels. I intend to resurrect it, so please read and comment, if you would like. I would love to hear what people think.)

 

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FRAN MACILVEY wrote 23 hours ago

Dear John Thanks for your message, me dear! I have been thinking I....

Mr. Grassroots wrote 1 day ago

Hi John, I would like to ask you for support of my book Mr. and Mr....

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Hey, Don't think I'm stopping at one chapter...will get back to you ....

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Interesting in swapping reads? I understand if my work isn't your gen....

Lara wrote 6 days ago

I know, John. I am stuck until Auth fixes their problem.

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A Relative Loss (A Phoenix Literary Club Review) I was holding back posting a review in case Authonomy managed to get the site fixed so that I could read past chapter 5, but unfortunately it doesn't look like that's going to happen soon. This is a shame, because I really do want to read on. I... view book

I wrote 19 days ago

Beyond the Honeysuckle Trail A Phoenix Literary Club Review I have read the first seven chapters of "Beyond the Honeysuckle Trail". First (the good news), I honestly think that the first four chapters contain some of the best writing I have yet found on authonomy; unfortunately (this is the bad ... view book

I wrote 21 days ago

I have read the first seven chapters twice over, and I really admire your skill at being able to weave together philosophical dialogue together with a very accurate pastiche of a 19th century memoir. I have made some quite detailed notes about the first few chapters. Mostly, they are only nit-picks;... view book

I wrote 25 days ago

I have read all the chapters that you have posted at the moment, and I must say that the story certainly makes me want to read on to find out what is going to happen. I have a few minor comments, observations more than criticisms. At the start of chapter 1, I don't think you need the line: "... view book

I wrote 28 days ago

Revolution Earth - A Phoenix Literary Club review I have read the first five chapters and this is a summary of my thoughts up to this point. The prologue is well written and serves its purpose as a "teaser" but once I'd got well into the main narrative I found I'd forgotten it completely. I on... view book

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