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about me

I'm 38 years old, live in East Liverpool, Ohio. USA

I love to read and write, and I'm in search of a publisher for my book...of course, why else would I be here?

I also love pizza, Mexican food and Italian...just not spaghetti.

favourite books

Too many books...

My favorite published Authors are...

Charlaine Harris
Laurell K Hamilton
JIm Butcher
JK Rowling
Philip Pulman
PC Cast
Carl Hiaasen
Alice Hoffman
Heather Brewer
Claudia Gray
Jr Ward
John Berendt
John Irving
Anne Rice
Rick Riordan
Brandon Mull
Stephenie Meyer

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Trick Some Werewolves, Defeat ....

Michael Cain

What if you discover your fiancé is a werewolf, and worse, his creature-of-the-night girlfriend is trying to kill you?


In my Paranormal Romance, Trick Some Werewolves, Defeat a Vampire and Win Steal Back Your Life, Lucy Hart, eighteen-year-old queen bee and captain of the cheer squad, faces just that. She loses everything—money, social status, and even her home—when her father is arrested for tax evasion and immigrant slave trafficking. Reduced to flipping burgers, she plots to get her old life back, blackmailing her father’s slime ball lawyer, and scheming her way into a gig pretending to be a rich young man’s “fiancée.” The pay: enough money to let her write her own future. The bad news: the guy is a condescending pain in the ass.

In no time at all Lucy finds herself fighting for her life as her faux fiancé’s vampire girlfriend tries to slaughter her, and on top of that, getting royally grossed out by her own spanking new paranormal ability: necromancy. Yet somehow, while she gets back her life and kicks vampire butt, she also manages to fall in love/lust with her fake fiancé.


 

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We have the exact same taste in food. Because of this, I am readi....

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I wrote 537 days ago

Well, to be perfectly honest with you, even with the humor I saw in this, there are so many gramatical errors (and I'm no EB White myself) I couldn't get settled into reading more than a few paragraphs. And that's a bad thing. The teaser/tagline was bad enough, riddled with errors. But for the te... view book

I wrote 544 days ago

Fun read. Good wrod choices and tight discriptions, without going over board. But that journalist must be daft if he didn't understand what had happened with the phonebooth! view book

I wrote 561 days ago

Wow...and double wow. Your rewrite knocks the old version in the dust and tramps it face in someone's discarded wad of bubble gum. NOw that's what I call a rewrite. I felt the danger, the fear, and still felt their burning lust for each other. Here's a couple thoughts, and take them for just w... view book

I wrote 563 days ago

I like the light texture of your word choices. And that there's some very good, distinctive details in here too. From how it's like to get an MRI, to her fuzzy recolection of what happened when the theif threw the book at her. It's just this side of confusing, yet it's done so tightly that it pea... view book

I wrote 564 days ago

Though your opening paragraph is erotic, it's also kind of bland. It reads like most erotic fiction, so that in itself is a problem. You should want your opening--especially your opening--to be unforgettable. Especially when you're opening with a romantic interlude. Make it thrumb with strange a... view book

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