I have found out that I am Jesus, and I am not very happy about it. Read my true testament and you will see.
I like to make people laugh. That is why I have written this great book. I know that I am awesome and a good writer (and musician) and if I cause offense, I hope you will remember to work it out. You are not dumb, we are all gifted the same, however I have read many more great books. Trust me on that. My book is written in fragments which I have collected of a true life Merkabah experience, one where I made it to heaven for a while. It is not like sex at all. There is love in Heaven, but I am famous there, very safe, comforted, and insults fly from all directions. "It's Not a Prostitution Ring" is literary fun and a true life experience of what I heard and felt. Most people think I am crazy already, however if I am so, at least I am sharing my experiences instead of keeping them only for myself. This biographical work is a continuation of what happens when you marry 30 invisible Angels.