Sauce on the Ceiling lightheartedly follows a mid-eighties love affair; from its schmaltzy beginning to its frightening end. With big hair to boot!
Barmaid-ing Jen Small, marital non-prize, almost fell off her chair with the shock of it when the 6ft2 Adonis-y ( albeit dentally-challenged) Tasmanian, Wayne, singled her out as the object of his affections.Through the rose-coloured glasses of luuurve, she had to pinch herself to believe that she had managed to punch so high above her weight in the "phwooar!" stakes. i mean, everyone knows that for a 4 to land a 10 is completely unheard of!
Sadly, as time went on it turned out that wasn't the only punching that was going on in their little love nest. Slowly, and way too late, she realised that she had hitched her star to an absolute nutter. This story follows a four year relationship that goes from bad, to worse, to worst, losing her self esteem, her dignity and her will to live long before she finally manages to break away.
Written in a chic-lit style until the horrific bits leap into the equation, it is hoped this book will be an unmissable addition to a summer holiday!