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I have two lives - one serious professional engineer.

And the second - totally lacking any seriousness story writer.

I enjoy to write and bring smiles to people.

They enjoy less. I mean reading. Usually readers throw things on me after reading my stories. I have no problems with this too. Saves time to buy eggs and tomatoes. By the way, if you decide to throw something on me, could you throw some cucumbers and olive oil?

In my stories you can find answers for pressing questions of how to identify an alien or how to sew. You can even learn how to give birth in 3 months. Or you could find out how to buy a puppy for your child.

If you look for a place where you can find answers (usually to totally diferent things you wanted to know), then you came to the right place.

Feel comfortable. Sit down on the sofa, put coffee cup near you, drag Computer screen near you and read.

Aw, almost forgot -I promise not to be angry if you comment on my stories.



Jack.

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There is nothing here.

Jack Kuperman

A mix of stories that will make you smile or even laugh loudly. Please, sit in a comfortable chair no to fall down while laughing.


Please, don't read those stories if you look for logical, written according to dry rules literature. It's not here.

In this book you will find answers to being a woman and making sex, ironing shoelaces and making a child in three months; you'll learn how to stay in a queue and how to unsew.
Here you'll meet the last Muse and will go on the rollercoaster ride.

Here are some reviews of those who dared to read this book:


"First Aid Therapy Kit for Authonomy site-itis. 'There is Nothing Here' is a really useful little work. It is like brandy in the Alps."

"I feel this is a book that doesn't have to be read in it's entirety...a book that can be dipped into every now and again."

"You said your stories would make the reader smile, but you were wrong about me—I’m laughing out loud."

"I like writers who have the guts and the talent to challenge rules and conventions and you're one of them."

"This is mind-candy for the short attention generation, but very clever and insightful too, certainly not throw away stuff."

"Lovely stuff, certainly brightened up my morning."


Enjoy your ride through the book!

 

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I wrote 918 days ago

Chapter 1 What a beginning! Great! @No one would care very much, and if they did, it certainly wasn’t her responsibility. Anyway, it fit her personality type to be inconsiderate to others. The question was, how. @+ As I read this sentence, "the question was how" means: "how she was inconsid... view book

I wrote 918 days ago

You read my book and liked. I wanted to see who is the person who spoke so warm about my writing. I took a break in my work and read your book; I see you understand what a subtle humour is —your book is full of it. :-) I like it and thus --on to my shelf. view book

I wrote 927 days ago

Wow, I am angry at you. In a way, at least - instead of working, I sat here and read all the book. It's really great. I believe that you prepered a beginning for a series of books with the same characters. Some great writer worked with time - shekley, Harrison, Asimov. Well, you did really not wo... view book

I wrote 927 days ago

@ But he knew why.@--the question before this sentence was: @ What on earth had possessed him to start fiddling with it?@--so your answer doesn't answer the question. You should change the question or the answer to be the same. You put # to show the change of the scene. I think you'd change it t... view book

I wrote 928 days ago

@I had forgotten how important was the chase and I was grateful for the nice way she had reminded me.[12] @ @ “It will stain if you don’t wipe it up straightaway,” Maggie whispered.[21] But she still lay in my arms and the whole room could have been swimming in coffee for all I cared.[22]@ Tho... view book

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