If you could choose any celebrity...
Absent minded under achiever, Luke has a problem. The Love of his life has just left him for the suave womaniser and soon to be megastar, Jeremy Bangs. Luke agrees to his manipulative girlfriend’s suggestion of creating a list of celebrities they can have no strings sex with. Unfortunately, Luke’s girlfriend, Isabella has no problem seducing megastars, and Luke isn’t exactly what most girls would call a catch. Luke encounters a motley crew of celebrities and wannabes as he stalks the country in search of the one girl on his list – the beautiful but aloof, ex Bond girl Simoné Hurtz. On a journey that takes him from a celebrity studded film awards after party, to an exclusive, luxury rehab clinic - Luke’s life is plunged into a world of shady drug dealers, cross-dressing military rejects, rapping octogenarians and self-indulgent celebrities as well as revealing some deep, dark secrets that were probably best left hidden.