johnburns

johnburns

rank: 5908

Last week's position: 5717

first registered 05.01.10

last online 7 days ago

report abuse
about me

I have had seven books published - a series through Pan Macmillan, two others with Corgi TransWorld and a ghosted autobiography with Geffen Tel Aviv. I am presently trying a new series on a South Indian restauranteuse, Queen Victoria, who solves murders and assorted mysteries. I have the first five chapters written.

favourite books

Lucky Jim, The Great Gatsby, The Third Policeman, anything by P.G. Wodehouse, The Quiet American, The Outsider, Treasure Island, The Wind in the Willows, Two Women of Rome, Comfort Me With Apples, Thurber's Fables

my websites

    

HarperCollins is not responsible for the content of external internet sites.

Self-publish with CreateSpace

my books

Queen Victoria and the Yellow ....

John Burns

A lost dog, a stolen scooter…and a spicy murder.

All are on the menu at Queen Victoria’s Empire Restaurant.


On a hot summer’s night in Canapur, a thief steals Queen Victoria’s prized scooter.

Yes, yes, the police will find it. But only when they’ve solved their more pressing cases.

Such as?

Such as the Englishwoman’s lost dog. Perhaps if Queen Victoria could help with that, they might…

And so begins her career as an amateur detective.

Soon she is asking awkward questions. Why is the Englishwoman offering such a huge reward for a yellow street dog? And why did the goondah who stole Queen Victoria’s Honda dump it unscathed with a full tank of petrol.

Then a new darker question arises: how did the beautiful and rich Sunita die alone in her locked penthouse.

Queen Victoria sifts through all the ingredients and finds out what’s really cooking in Canapur.

(Cover image: Carlos Porto)

 

my friends

Eponymous Rox
Eponymous Rox
last online 1 day ago
ikraft
ikraft
last online 353 days ago
thebobster
thebobster
last online 448 days ago

leave me a message

click here to leave a message

latest

jlbwye wrote 8 days ago

Hello again John, Here’s some more stars for a book which made me ....

kristylo wrote 9 days ago

Hello my dear how are you? my name is kristy bemba you can meet me i....

patio wrote 18 days ago

I write with greetings and invitation to read a chapter or more of my....

Marita A. Hansen wrote 20 days ago

Hi, John. With the new month comes changes in shelves, so I'm messagi....

bunderful wrote 55 days ago

As the clocks hit midnight tonight and the new top 5 books hit desk, ....

view all

my comments

latest

I wrote 107 days ago

A brisk no-nonsense opening with the family pecking order swiftly served up, and the central mystery - all in a dozen paragraphs. The tempo will suit young readers, and Ricky's mix of obedience and rebelliousness is one with which they should identify. There is a shade to much telling instead of sho... view book

I wrote 136 days ago

There is a real quirk to all of these yarns which gives a terrific rug-pull ending to each. The storytelling en route to the denouments is engaging with the characterisation deftly sketched, and never at the price of pace. Although SF isn't my favourite genre, I feel these make a winning cross-over... view book

I wrote 220 days ago

There is an immediate warmth to your story, so that one instantly is with Maddy. The mishaps at school might have been better detailed and both instances used were confused. Her home life is brightly and briskly painted in, though Mum becomes well night invisible after the Phoenix Sanctuary visit. I... view book

I wrote 242 days ago

Dear John, Thank you indeed for your generous words. I was delighted that Paradise Garden made the Desk - is there any news of publication? If you are ebooking it, please let me know. I would (along, I suspect, with many others) be keen to buy it. The best of days. John view book

I wrote 242 days ago

I understand your desire to make the narrative urgent and testerone-fuelled, but very often it rides on a wave of neat hysteria, to the detriment of the story. On the positive side, the tension is well realised and you cleverly unspool the back story. Your palette lacks colours, so that Jason is ei... view book

view all