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Pete Marchetto

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Born in London, (the real one, not some God-forsaken colonial outpost); lived most of my adult life in Sheffield, (again the real one, not some pale foreign imitation, make up your own names for heaven's sake); currently living in Guilin, Guangxi Province, Peeps' Republic of China, (not the real one in England). If I may greet you in the words of Confucius, '你好性感'. I'm pretty sure he must have said it at some time, anyway.

Award-winning fiction writer, (talking about me now, not Confucius), [Yorkshire Arts' Writer's Award]; erstwhile music journalist, ['Sounds]; erstwhile independent theatre co-scriptwriter [with Liz Tomlin for 'Reflex Theatre']; erstwhile independent theatre actor ['Reflex Theatre' and others]; erstwhile youth [oh my youth]; currently heavily involved with photography and computer art work; experimental music production. All my income is from freelance writing these days, meagre pickings so far but increasing thank goodness and you - yes, you - can help. It's quite simple. Read something I've written then give me money.

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favourite books

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Alexander Solzhenitsyn - 'The First Circle'
Peter Currell Brown - 'Smallcreep's Day'
George Mikes - 'How To Be an Alien'
Bill Bryson - 'Notes from a Small Island'
Lin Yutang - 'The Importance of Living'
Lin Yutang - 'My Country and My People'
Garisson Keillor - 'Lake Wobegone Days'
John Fowles - 'The Magus'
Mervyn Peake - 'Titus Groan'
Mervyn Peake - 'Gormenghast'
Vikram Seth - 'A Suitable Boy'
Doris Lessing - 'The Old Age of El Magnifico'
Herman Raucher - 'Summer of '42'
Jonathan Coe - The Rotters' Club

my websites

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my books

Sunlight Strikes a Window and ....

Pete Marchetto

A collection of short stories, their themes ranging from the pain of unrequited love to the pleasure of unrequited cannibalism


EACH CHAPTER IS ONE STORY. Pick a number, any number.
Sample descriptions:
03 - Randolph Spaulding's Ingenious Anti-Theft Device (Pat. Pending). Jerry Tinkler doesn't know how close he is to death when he breaks into the home of innocent clerk Randolph Spaulding and stumbles upon his anti-theft device.
04 - Harry Timson has a dull life. He longs for something to happen and then it does. He is kidnapped by a race of intra-dimensional beings who threaten to destroy the world... unless he answers one simple question that has plagued them for millennia.
09 - Maria. Steve befriends an elderly lady and, in her home, sees a picture of a captivating young woman. He is in love, he must find her; but Maria remains stubbornly coy as to her whereabouts.
13 - Now What? When Jerry and Ron run up against a small-time, bigoted crook they can have no idea he will change their lives - and they his - forever.

Full list of descriptions here: http://www.authonomy.com/forums/threads/84404/works/

 

Chapter One

Pete Marchetto

The man within the man within the man...


A Russian-doll novel.

Paul - access father, thwarted traveller, blocked writer, creates

Dave - lost in the world of love and his girlfriend's infidelities, creates

Tom - a widowed father with too much focus on his daughter, drifting away from the world, creates

Lenny - a slick businessman with too much history, creates

Another - who with nothing has it all.

Multiple views of situations, of people, of relationships and the female ideal interplay, interact and intertwine on the path to realisation; the need to let go.

A wry post-feminist romance.

My thanks to cover model Li Meimei

 

Mystic Days and Sunny Nights: ....

Pete Marchetto

A selection of six short pieces recounting my experiences hitching around Europe and Scandinavia in the 1980s.


1. The Novice Foreigner..........
What's it like to just dump everything and head abroad with thumb upraised?..........
2. Changing Places..........
Something new, something old revisited; never the same. You can only go forward, never go back..........
3. Character..........
What are these strange foreign types like?..........
4. One Sunny Night..........
Walking over the mountains from Sweden to Norway bathed in the light of the midnight sun..........
5. East Germany..........
A trip to East Germany shortly after the fall of the Berlin Wall..........
6. A Few Tips..........
How to do it, how not to do it, and why on earth would you want to do it anyway?..........

 

From Darkness So Dark it Spark....

Pete Marchetto

In Victorian England, Fitzwilliam Elvira discovers the secret of Creation. God is annoyed.


A dark comic fantasy on the theme of the hubris that comes with ultimate power. Fitzwilliam Elvira, a ne'er-do-well Victorian semi-gentleman, discovers the secret of all Creation. However, if he is to exercise it it comes at a price. The destruction of the Universe itself. For Elvira this is of no consequence - it's not his Universe after all.

Its Creator, though, is not best pleased.

In a tale of the absolute corruption that comes with absolute power one man pits his wits against the Almighty... and apparently wins.

Thanks to Mickey 'the Brush' di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni for his assistance with the cover design

 

Fuzzy Engravings of Heavenly W....

Various 'Authonomy' Writers

The tale generated by Authonomy's 'Let's All Write a Story' thread, http://www.authonomy.com/forums/threads/88669/let-s-all-write-a-story-/


One word per person at a time, a tale has grown. All the ingredients of a best-seller - ie., words - but fairly randomly distributed.

Some choice extracts:▲▲▲▲

▼Lustre shone gracefully across the fields, where rainbows spanned dewdrops condensing from morning clouds, floating precipitously over time. Footprints fade, bringing pathways to an end. Winged sunshine proffered flight of nights cloaked. Bats, starlight-dancing shadows, create dreamy mystifications. Cobwebs intertwine moist mountains peeping over thinning moments of departure. Fowls spiraling on whimsical updrafts chatter joyously. Hidden crevices hold feathered offspring awaiting scrumptious regurgitations of sky-pudding. Evaporating dew, scintillating smells of spring effervescent, wafting aloft.

▼Malfoy likes humbugs, artistically placed next door.

▼Perilously near the fire crackers - "Quick! Fetch a bucket and douse the flaming Pope!" cried Amaryllis, who removed his swastika before revealing paunch and thighs. Serendipity stepped forth, grotesque. Encircling curlicues spewed. Chunky carrots mixed with custard landed upon the wrong Pope, squashing His Holiness's crozier into mangled pastel shades of puce.

▼Wintertime arrived slowly, bringing penguins to adore themselves without hope.▲

▲▲▲▲Audio, text and artwork: https://skydrive.live.com/redir.aspx?cid=9a1a5c301caf0291&resid=9A1A5C301CAF0291!8941&parid=root

Cover - Lisa Scullard

 

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KAJordan wrote 2 hours ago

Hey Pete - can I get you to read a bit of 'Tempest in a Teapot' even ....

Wanttobeawriter wrote 13 hours ago

Pete, You left my book WHO KILLED THE PRESIDENT a favorable comment l....

JohnDoe wrote 19 hours ago

...btw, where is this site where people can post at length and be hap....

JohnDoe wrote 19 hours ago

That's good to know, Pete. You're welcome. I need to hear it throug....

Painted Pony wrote 3 days ago

Hey friend, Just wanted to let you know that I removed your book, no....

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I wrote 24 days ago

I look forward to the day that 'Fuzzy...' becomes a set text in academe. Probably in the psychology department. Thanks, Bea. The world of literature thanks you as well. :) view book

I wrote 40 days ago

I know the feeling. I burst into floods every time I contemplate not having edited for a few days and all the work that lies ahead of me. :p view book

I wrote 44 days ago

It is certainly deserving of its place amongst the unsung greats of literature. It's certainly up there alongside Justine Clemence's '101 Great Recipes for Lettuce' and Filbert Humphries' 'It Goes 'Boing' I Tell You! It Goes 'Boing'!' Like both, the world is not yet ready for it and it is l... view book

I wrote 75 days ago

Indeed, scargirl, the long pitch is a bit vague. :p As explained, I'm running this ID for a friend and all I can go by is the dozen chapters I've so far received from him. Check out the first chapter if you wish and see if you want to read on, but if your fear of disappointment proves too d... view book

I wrote 95 days ago

Spot-on, Steve, exactly what was required I think. Blooded at last. Now people can take the work seriously. :) view book

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