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Heroine

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I write fantasy: sword and sorcery.








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Palingale

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A girl, a sword, an ax... and lots of sex: Do you really need any more of a pitch than that?!


SEX & SORCERY.

The world of Palingale introduces the adventurous reader to Heroin, the Aeon Flux of Sword and Sorcery. With the exception of two chapters there is intentionally no continuity. Instead, the reader is offered the opportunity to explore a series of short (and, sometimes, slightly longer; and, sometimes, even shorter) snapshots. The author has stated (elsewhere, and to non-Authonomists) that this plot ambiguity and disregard for continuity are meant as a satire of mainstream S&S fantasy fiction, and that his stories often emphasize the futility of violence and the dangers of sexual immorality.
Palingale is a fictitious realm lying some two stone throws from Rohan and a hop and a jump from Martin.
Come, my friends, and join the laugh-in.

“Give a young girl two swords and a short dress and she'll give two-hundred men an erection,” the mage of Eastwick stated with authority. “Young men. Middle-aged men. Old men.”
“Why is that, do you think?” Heroin inquired of her mentor, Marlin of Marylebone, a silver-haired seer and soothsayer of seventy years and seven.
“'Tis a man thing,” he replied.

More chapters arriving daily. H'm, well, perhaps not daily, but, you get the picture.

 

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Star777 wrote 6 hours ago [reply] [delete] Dear Heroine, A few days ago I backed your book. I am supporting a book which is on my shelf called 'Nightmare Along the River Nile' by Suzanna Nelson. If you like the book and decide it, please let her know since she is the one who asked me to support... view book

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