about me

I'm seventeen, I'm English and many people believe I am a slight psychopath with an overactive imagination bordering on the vaguely insane and I don't do much to dispel that, to be honest.

I'm a devout Atheist. No offence. So pleeeeeeeease don't ask me to read books on Holy Matters that revel in the works of God. I have enough of that - my aunt and uncle are vicars and one side of the family is Christian to boot. Somewhere along the line, I fell off the path. Who knows?

I'm a total nerd. To show how much of one I actually am, I'll say this:
I once worked out Eoin Colfer's language of Runes in the Artemis Fowl series and interpreted the writing across the bottom of each book.
I also had a whole conversation with my mate James in the Ancient Language from the Inheritance series (Eka elrun ono wiol förn thornessa, Paolini-finiarel!!)
No, I'm not wierd. Well, maybe I am. Okay, fine, I'm probably insane and am probably going to be put in a mental institution when my parents realise just how much I live in my head.

Random Facts of Randomosity:

I'm not sure what SPAM is... unless it's Salivating Purple Alien Monkeys... in which case, I'm so down with SPAM.

I scar easily.

I speak English (duh), basic French (ah oui, criore á moi!!) and fluent Sarcasm.

I have grey/green/blue/indecisive eyes.

I'm hopefully going to do Physics at University.

I got the box set of His Dark Materials for my eighth birthday and read it in three days.

I may be the strangest and most disturbed person you have ever met.

Go figure.

ANYWAYS!! Yes, there's two books here. If you're into modern vampire tales, try To Die For. If you're into medieval-style fantasy adventure, check out Into The Dark.

Alternatively, try both!!! :D

GREAT BOOKS THAT NEED SOME HELP:
Nightfall – E Saunders
Killing Elizabeth – Simon Goodway
Project Zero: BulletProof – Kellen Lynch
A Candle's End - Robert Eetheart
Dragonscale Leggings – Freya Pickard
Thrum – Ronan Frost
The Leylan Story – Gemma Thurston
The Pyramid Legacy – Clive Eaton
Goobldygook – M L Morgan
The Zodiac Hunters – Sam Dogra
My Life at the MBRC - K M Shea

favourite books

Small Town England,
The Inheritance Trilogy,
The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness,
the Banned and Banished series,
the Airborne series,
the Lord of the Rings trio,
the Divide series,
the Princess and the Captain,
Wicked! and its sequels,
the Hungry Cities Chronicles and others.
Many others

my websites