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Kolro

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first registered 07.11.08

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STRENGTHS - Can make a mean bowl of cornflakes, can reach things on high shelves, can remember the first three letters of the Greek alphabet, no criminal record that I know of

WEAKNESSES - Upper body, lower body, mental capacity, hand-eye co-ordination, conversational skills, colour blindness, snow blindness and I once forgot the number 19 existed

favourite books

Catch 22- Joseph Heller
1984- George Orwell
Riotous Assembly- Tom Sharpe
War of the Worlds- H.G. Wells

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End Time Gentlemen

Dave Loftus

The end of the world is nigh and getting nigher. Don't worry though. Every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.


An asteroid the size of Switzerland, with none of its neutrality, is on its way to eradicate mankind's presence from the Earth.

Struck by panic, humanity turns to those it needs most- an egotistical astronomer, a cynical supercomputer and the deranged, elephant-loving leader of Turkmenistan who possesses enough nuclear firepower to stop the threat but doesn't really feel like it. As solutions multiply problems, global stability deteriorates and civilisation crumbles, humanity forgets about the real danger. The man called Phil Pratt. It's all his fault.

Presenting an apocalyptic vision of the world pushed just once too far by incompetence and bad luck, this is the story of what happens when the wrong species is in the wrong place at the wrong time.




 

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I wrote 86 days ago

I would say I'm lumped with another rival in the comedy department but this is so instantly funny it outshines anything I could ever write in reality or a dream. I can't remember the first time I've ever genuinely laughed out loud at the first few sentences of any book. This is brilliant. As the sto... view book

I wrote 98 days ago

This was a pleasant breeze to read. Your simple yet evocative language, coupled with the fact the story was sliced up into a series of sentences, meant I had no trouble tumbling right into the plot. There are plenty of young 'uns out there who would devour this kind of writing. The situations are fa... view book

I wrote 117 days ago

Nearly better than mine. Nearly. view book

I wrote 211 days ago

It's been quite a while since I commented on a book but this simply couldn't go ungraced by my heroic presence. There's so much of this I like. The jokey treatment of an appalling world is spot on. You've taken some of the defining facets of our culture and plunged them into a future that is fantast... view book

I wrote 283 days ago

Finally! I log on to Authonomy and Snarl looks back at me from the top five. It's about damn time. view book

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