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In the immortal words of Joni Mitchell: "I am a woman of heart and mind, with time on her hands, no child to raise."

Back when I spent more time on this site, FIONA made it all the way to the mid-70s.

I imagine Fiona vs. The Foot Tickler as the first in a series of Fiona Blake novels. Anyone who has ever worked at a newspaper knows the weirdos and their stories come crawling out of the woodwork the minute you get your byline on the page. In other words, there is no shortage of material stored in my reporter's brain.

I really hope for constructive criticism, on how to improve my story, my pacing, my writing -- not spell checking. And I aim to give the same in return.

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favourite books

A Prayer for Owen Meany; The Cider House Rules; The Hotel New Hampshire (pretty much anything John Irving...even the long, rambling, new stuff because I love a good story above all else); Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close; Lamb; Dog Years; Beloved; Ex-Utero; Slaughterhouse Five; The Things They Carried; Small Wonder; Prodigal Summer; The Bean Trees; Pigs in Heaven (all Kingsolver, all the time); I border on obsessed with Dennis Lehane novels - once I pick one up I can't put it down; and soooo much more.

my websites

http://theresamc.wordpress.com      http://fionablakemysteries.weebly.com/

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Fiona vs. the Foot Tickler

T Cramer

If you like your suspense novels to come with a gritty, hard-boiled detective at the helm then this is not for you!


The legendary Foot Tickler of Oakfield, Connecticut has resumed his bad habits after 20 years on hiatus, and when he escalates to much more serious crimes Fiona Blake, the beautiful but underachieving local reporter, is the only one who knows the cops have the wrong man. Fiona v. The Foot Tickler is, in essence, a mystery with a chick-lit twist.

You probably already know someone like Fiona: she's coasting through life, drinking a little bit too much, and collecting broken relationships. As the only reporter at The Oakfield Tribune, she is used to dealing with incompetent police—who can't keep their eyes off her rear end—and cranky townspeople, but when the bizarre act of foot-tickling turns to murder she begins to suspect the police have the wrong man behind bars, and sets out to exonerate him. In over her head, Fiona relies on a colorful cast of characters to help solve the crime—while trying to make sense of her personal life—in this darkly funny novel with a cinematic sensibility.

 

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I wrote 448 days ago

This is quite funny with a fun, jaunty voice. I've noticed a few things that jarred me a little. You sometimes use the same word very close together -- like in the third paragraph you use "leadng" twice. I noticed it a few more times in the first chapter. I liked the bit where you've got your nar... view book

I wrote 455 days ago

Hey Kellen, Interesting premise you've got here, with some likable characters, but one of the things I noticed off the bat was a sort of choppy style you've got going. I think varying the lengths of paragraphs and sentences some more might go a long way toward making this more readable. Unfortuna... view book

I wrote 456 days ago

I'll admit, I'm torn. I almost find the funny details tossed in more disturbing that the blind hatred. I've got some suggestions though: Something about loitering, lifted, and littered all in the first sentence bugs me. I read it several times thinking you'd repeated a word. I'd consider revising... view book

I wrote 456 days ago

Hi Eric, One of my first thoughts upon reading your first chapter was that I prefer the your second paragraph. That first paragraph tells me, very directly, a lot about what's happening. I know a lot of people think it's necessary to set that scene in the first few words (they're always telling m... view book

I wrote 471 days ago

I don't have anything new or helpful to say. This is beautifully written, engrossing, and heart-wrenching. view book

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