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Juliet Blaxland

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Architect, cartoonist, illustrator, writer, RIB-skipper's mate (boat trips), unprofessional mass caterer, Army wife.

Author and illustrator of a series of ten 'Speedy books' for the Retired Greyhound Trust (with associated talks, school visits, radio, etc., 100,000+ sold so far).
'Life in a Listed Building' photomontage series won prize at the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition (originally published as regular cartoon slot 'Oculus' in the Prince of Wales's architecture magazine).

Books complete/part-posted, sharp crits welcome:
Fox Pop London... current pet project...
Crumbling Country (rural/comedy)
A Genius in Arcadia (architecture)
The Easternmost House (nature)

email: julietblaxland@btinternet.com

favourite books

The complete works of:
P. G. Wodehouse, Saki, the Monty Python team
Gavin Maxwell, Rory Stewart, T. E. Lawrence
Francesco da Mosto, Giles Worsley, Lucinda Lambton
Joyce/Orwell/Burgess mauled/invented language
The Physiology of Taste - J-A. Brillat-Savarin
Venice is a Fish - Tziano Scarpa
Summer in February - Jonathan Smith
Vermilion (1935) - Norah G. Shaw
The Fox's Frolic (1920) - Sir Francis Burnand
Struwwelpeter (1845) - Dr. Heinrich Hoffmann
Ealing Comedy, Wallace and Gromit, etc.

[We have no digital photos, so pic is of Audrey H. reading]

my websites

http://www.julietblaxland.co.uk     http://www.retiredgreyhounds.co.uk

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Self-publish with CreateSpace

my books

Fox Pop London

Juliet Blaxland

London is overrun with foxes, just as the President is due on a State Visit...


"Unspeakable, Uneatable, Unmissable!" ******

London's fox population has finally reached crisis point, affecting trade and tourism, and disrupting the lives of millions. To cap it all, the President is due to arrive on a State Visit next week. It's time to launch Operation FOX POP LONDON and call in The F.A.F.

The Foxpert Action Force, led by Lily Todhunter, a vet, can expect spirited opposition from the SCRUFFs, led by Dan Bunting, an 'animal rights parkour artist' who speaks his own purdy precast parly. But there is a more sinister threat lurking, in the form of Sir Simon de Vile, mock-smiley boss of LyCo, and of Vulpes, Vulpes & Wolfe (and subsidiary bad company).

"There was something of the dainty doily about Sir Slimy de Vile..."

Global diplomacy and human health is at stake. Can the disparate fox-interested tribes unite against the interfering interlopers, to pull off a super-humane feat of fox-vanishing in time for the State Visit?
Will the fastidious President be impressed?

Or will it all descend into a typically British foxy fiasco?

Goodies, baddies, a villain, a car chase, children, animals, love...
FOX POP LONDON ticks every fox!


'Filmic Fiction' [not a screenplay]
A Squealing Comedy, 2012

 

Crumbling Country

Juliet Blaxland

The cliff is crumbling; society is crumbling; England is crumbling; but can old-fashioned values triumph against a tide of modernity during one sunny Suffolk summer?


This is the England of sunlit uplands and daisies on lawns, of Ladybird Books and P.G. Wodehouse, of plimsolls and wooden tennis rackets, where village cricket still happens and blue wheelie-bins overflow bounteously on a hot summer's day...

There is a recycling crisis in the outbuildings, and the local dearth of a crucial ingredient for making elderflower cordial is a bit of a trial. An unidentified livestock-worrying creature may be on the prowl in this gentle landscape, and some prize-winning free-range pigs need to be rounded up and rescued off the beach. An artistic crop circle is slain by the roar of big yellow combines, making clouds of harvest dust in the great drought. The church is empty, hunting has been banned and inventive fund-raising ideas are running dry. To cap it all, people no longer seem able to write proper thank-you letters.

The country is clearly going to the dogs; but a stiff upper lip and the solid old-fashioned values of rural England will surely prevail over the transient irritations of modern life...



Cold Comfort Farm hides Straw Dogs in the woodshed.
[Complete manuscript available]

 

The Easternmost House: A Year....

Juliet Blaxland

Utopian cliff-top dispatches from a windblown coastal cottage, conjuring a magical landscape of light and sky and water, and the wild creatures that share it.


Perhaps you are sitting on a padded swivelly chair, staring at a screen in a warm place where the air smells of metropolitan coffee. You might be surrounded by people chattering and clattering on keyboards. If so, and you are happy there, this book may not be for you.

But if there is a part of you that suffers in our contrived separation from the soil; that yearns for a wild gust to fling your precious laptop to the floor; if there lurks in your primitive soul some hunger for an animal freedom, from office hours, urbane responsibilities, and even from the mass of humanity itself, read on.

This is a book about nature and the outdoors; but it is not the visited outdoors of rucksacks and crampons and the nature-spotter's notebook. This is the lived-in outdoors of the everyday; of the firewood forager, the improviser, the poet-adventurer.

I wish you could come and stay in this bright landscape of water and light and sky; but you can always visit the Easternmost House vicariously instead, cleverly avoiding the untidy inconveniences and creature discomforts inherent in a life lived so closely connected to the natural world.

 

A Genius in Arcadia

Juliet Blaxland

The Wizard of Durham and the Shugborough Code: an architectural whodunnit mystery tour, exploring idyllic follies, a Menagerie and a Hermit's Cell, looking for clues.


D OUOSVAVV M

The Shugborough Code is a cryptic inscription on the Shepherd's Monument at Shugborough Hall; a Holy Grail-hunter's dream. One day, an article appeared in The Daily Telegraph: 'It has confounded some of the finest minds of the last 150 years, and proved irresistible to hundreds of conspiracy theorists...' But it was the accompanying photograph of the Shepherd's Monument which had the effect of an instant architectural madeleine, prompting a nostalgic search for a tatty old blue-bound manuscript...

The story which follows is an introduction to an unsung national treasure. The chief protagonist, our hero, is Thomas Wright, a most endearing character: astronomer to the aristocracy; architect of castles for cows; eccentric landscape designer; artful code-setting suspect; a genius in Arcadia...

'I have recently met with much pleasure in the acquaintance of Mr. Wright, a great mathematician and a very ingenious and good-natured Man. I have been at his House, which is the strangest-looking place I ever beheld, and appears very much like the Abode of a Wizard.' (1738)

This is part of a mission to popularise 'The Wizard of Durham' and his extraordinary architecture; to 'save from oblivion' Wright's memory, as his devoted friends wished to do.

 

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Thanks ever so much, Juliet. That's so lovely of you. And thanks fo....

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It has been my pleasure, Juliet, to keep "Fox Pop London" on my shelf....

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Look forward to it, thank you.

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