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I am a frustrated person. I know who I want to be but who I am doesn't know I know; and for all I know doesn't even care: the bastard.

I have all the toiletries that fit in the travel bag of the frustrated: some of these ecoutrement (pardon my French) stink and some cleanse.

Without the proper shampoo I have resorted to pulling my hair out; but as with nose and eyebrow hair there is a difference between a root dislodging pull and a cowardly tug.

Let me just say that I'm not all there; I suspect that when I do get there I'll be disappointed anyway. (Actually I'm over here; behind you: boo!)

It's not the journey; it's the bitching about the journey. (It's either bit-ching or Yi-ching I can't remember.)

favourite books

The Man Who Listens to Horses
Black Beauty
A confederacy of Dunces
Dark Horses and Black Beauties
Traveller
The Maze (Lucy Rees)
Wild About Horses
The Tao of Equus
The Revendication of Ekwos
The Horse Whisperer
Seabiscuit
Black Elk Speaks

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http://shortsyouwillneverwear.blogspot.com    

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my books

Shorts You Will Never Wear

Neal Wailing

A selection of edible short stories; designed to be nibbled while commuting to work, bathtimes, holidays, travelling, hospital waiting rooms, cheese mongers, helterskelter rides ...


1. Nice and Easy-- A retiring US cop finds it hard to cope without work.
2. Hyperhorse--A letter to Anna Sewell from LA.
3. Vulgarity Bites--An Internet campaign to reintroduce non PC backfires.
4. Carry On Cooking--a young journalist is guided by her spiritual breasts.
5. The Rose Revived--The resurgence of Anglicism in a defeated England.
6. High on Moondust--A conference ruined by an infestation.
7. Steinbecked--Drink Life or Drink Drink?
8. Masterclass--On the run with nowhere to go.
9. The Move--You can't believe everything you read.
10. Bob's Progress--His journey to the centre of himself.
11. Humour Sells--An executive writes copy that just needs humour to sell their new bipedal meat beasts.
12. The Play--Resting playwrights.
13. The Trouble With Talent--A showbiz agent is the victim of con men.
14. The Italian Festival--The hilltop idyll that is, Cavallisghembi Citta, is not to everyone's taste.

 

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I wrote 799 days ago

This is a book I would buy. I hang on to every word because I never know when another piece of the jigsaw will slip into place. I think every writer on Authonomy would gain a lot by reading this. Take elements of this book and apply them to your writing and it will have more meaning, depth, and brea... view book

I wrote 800 days ago

I was only going to give a little read in between getting a coffee and doing some desperate editing--now in bloody India and I can't get out. Shelved instantly. This is most definately a book that will be published and enjoyed by many. Congratulations--sucked me right in. Neal view book

I wrote 800 days ago

Fast paced, filmic, entertaining. Strong characters--I am envious--all mine are weedy losers. I like it a lot and would love to see it in print. Neal view book

I wrote 806 days ago

Smooth and flowing, this work pulls one in and creates a 'real' world. Beautiful, magical writing. Becuase I am so busy at the moment, it comes across as being a potential lover you really, really do not want to fall for, but will end up meeting under the sheets with a torch after lights out. Inspir... view book

I wrote 815 days ago

I once had friend who emigrated to New Zealand to play football. I am going to NZ myself next month so this is right up my own interest avenue; the avenue of interest. With the world cup only 100 days away and NZ being in it it seems like the timing is pefect for this tale of yo-yo rollercoaster sha... view book

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