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Hastie Mariette

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about me

Born in Cardiff many moons ago, Hastie Mariette is a writer and occasional collaborator with international art outfit The Drunken Gentlemen.

He has worked variously in marketing, the court, and with cheese. He leads a pale, peripatetic, nomadic existence in various dens of iniquity over Europe.

He is currently mid-way through his second novel, a sleazy existentialist crime mystery.

Find the shorts and various rants at: www.myspace.com/hastiemariette

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The first few chapters of the mythical first novel "The Boredoms of Bluetts Porth" are now up to read. All are written, and I'll be uploading a few every week.

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I will reply to all your comments eventually - please excuse my dreadful lack of organisation in the face of extreme business.

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The author asserts his moral right to be identified as owner of these works. 2009. Don't mess with lawyers.

favourite books

Boris Vian - Froth on the Daydream
Mikhail Bulgakov - The Master and Margarita
Leo Tolstoy - Anna Karenina
Blaise Cendrars - Dan Yack
Fyodor Dostoevsky - Crime and Punishment
Nikolai Gogol - The Overcoat
Thomas Mann - Death in Venice, Tonio Kroeger, Tristan
Vladimir Nabokov - Despair, Glory
Alain-Fournier - Le Grand Meaulnes
JP Donleavy - The Ginger Man

my websites

http://www.myspace.com/hastiemariette     http://hastiemariette.wordpress.com/

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Self-publish with CreateSpace

my books

The Boredoms of Bluetts Porth

Hastie Mariette

The world’s ending in a whimper. The President is deranged. And all Bluetts Porth can think about is falling in love....


In a world that’s packing up and ready to go, self-confessed nobody Bluetts Porth has just lost his job and is looking forward to a period of unadulterated drunken contemplation of his childhood lost love, Sophie Hotfoot. However, when the mysterious Wolfgang Darvish takes him to an underworld tavern, his life becomes much more fascinating than he had ever hoped.


Meanwhile, deranged world leader Antoine Florentino is in the process of sleeping with every beautiful woman (in alphabetical order) when he decides that he’s fallen in love…with Sophie Hotfoot herself.


Set in a fantastic world of double crossing and intrigue, a cavalcade of grotesque and enchanting characters bounce off each other in this satirical, vastly entertaining romp.


Melancholy, eccentric, life-affirming, and very funny, this is the hugely colourful first novel by Hastie Mariette.


 

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(rafica_4ndaye@yahoo.com) My name is rafica i saw your profile toda....

j.l. wood-miller wrote 186 days ago

Hello Mr. Mariette, Literary fiction pushed to its limits in a str....

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I wrote 704 days ago

Tom, do I like this? I do like this. The storyline is in a parallel universe to 'A Confederacy of Dunces'... you've got ideas flying off like sparks on a catherine wheel. Tangents everywhere. And you are clearly insane. The inner monologues quickly turn into schizophrenic contradictions. Poetr... view book

I wrote 807 days ago

The wheels are in motion. I have had a quiet word with myself, and the upshot is that I must do better. 8 more chapters to go! You are my new favourite person. Hastie view book

I wrote 807 days ago

I love you. Hastie view book

I wrote 807 days ago

Big thanks Connie! The scenes spread out as the story unfolds. Lot of public houses, mind. I wonder why... Anyway - big cheers to you! Hastie view book

I wrote 809 days ago

Hi Andrew, Thanks for your heart-warming review. I am indeed flat out with everything that can conceivably happen to a human being, and having APPLE MAC problems t'boot. As soon as this pesky book is uploaded I can start delving into the weird and wondrous treasures of Authonomy. I have quite ... view book

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