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Sarah J Rutherford

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I'm a qualified university social science researcher (That's a posh way of saying - a professional smart arse).
I'm from Yorkshire, albeit a long time ago, and I live in sunny Australia. Yes folks, no snow here.
I have two sons and four brilliant grandchildren. I'm a mildly cynical optimist with an occasional pessimistic bent. I have a serious warped sense of humour, and I'm not a millionaire, but I wouldn't mind being one on the qt.
I write, paint, draw, write more, enjoy history, mythology and legend. Read anything except romance when I can find the time, love classical, jazz and heavy metal music.
I'm a long suffering but faithful Leeds United fan and yes, I still loathe Sunderland for 1973. I am discovering photography now the digital camera frees us from the tyranny of film and processing, and I write completely daft poetry when the mood takes me; often that's while I'm doing the dishes... any excuse.
Is that enough. What more could anyone want to know?

favourite books

Call of the Wild; Jack London. My first novel when I was nine.
White Fang; Jack London. My second ever novel, same year.
Any in the series of Hornblower books by CS Forester.
The jungle Book, Rikki Ticki Tarvi and Toomi of the Elephants; by Rudyard Kipling.
Jonathon Livingston Seagull; author?
And a story about a fisherman in a small boat, by a bloke whose name I should recall but can't, a bloke who fought in the Spanish civil war, and shot himself with a dirty big shotgun in his attic. I'll think of it later...
Er, I think it was The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemmingway... see it's the next day and I have remembered. I blame the rust between the ears...

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Marty Zapp in Two Moons Over G....

Sarah Jane Rutherford

Children's science fiction comedy for children 7years+ 14 point bold text. Seriously funny reading.


Super space hero Marty Zapp, while cruising home after a mission, is captured by Gruzzlewrot, the leader of the hairy Crenge. Gruzzlewrot dislikes Marty, because he beat him at monopoly, so he plans to have Marty turned into kitty mince, for his cat. First though Marty must perform one last task for Gruzzlewrot. He must go to Galafray City on Redevek Alpha, enter a tournament, win it and gain the hand of Princess Alleenia, the King’s daughter, and deliver her back to Gruzzlewrot so he can marry her.
If Marty loses the tournament, the Redevekians will turn him into soup, but if he wins and delivers the princess to Gruzzlewrot, he’s destined for the kitty mincer. Ho hum, (yawn) it’s all in a days work for a super space hero like, Marty Zapp.

 

Dead Wrong

Sarah Jane Rutherford

Fantasy fiction adventure comedy for kids 7 years old plus, large print, double spaced, and easy to read.


Pete Fanshaw fell out of a tree and grazed his elbow. Nothing serious, he thought, but Death in the shape of a common garden gnome appeared behind him and decided that Pete’s injury was bad enough to be deadly serious. Only after being taken to the ‘after life’ is it discovered that Death was just a little early; about ninety years too early. While waiting to be sent back a curious and very nosy Pete decides to go walk-about and discover what the afterlife is all about; oh, and to find the BIG BIT and ask it to give Death a better and much nicer job.

 

Searching for the Original min....

Sarah Jane Rutherford

Historical thinkers, belief, knowledge, understanding, the universe and everything else, education, absurd humour, self appraisal, Noddy, Aristotle,


Throughout history there have been numerous great thinkers. Confucius, Aristotle, Socrates, Gandhi, Eccles, Noddy, Alfred E Newman... er yes, well no need to list them all, as any average smarty-pants will know who I mean. What these folk had in common was a need to know and understand themselves and the world they inhabited, and they left their thoughts behind after they croaked. We are born into a culture we have neither choice of, or influence in. As children we believe what we are told to believe by that culture, the state, institutions, dominant religion, societal and social structures and by our family. Instruction in and knowledge of this inherited belief is unavoidable, and as we are unable to make comparisons or critical assessments we accept this information without a need for any understanding. As adults however, what at do we really think? Do we have any understanding about the core of our belief – if we have one worth considering? Well, while this is a serious subject, doing any literary justice means I must take a rather flippant approach in my search for ‘the original mind’. Fundamentalists beware; turn the other cheek... Nope, on second thoughts keep your pants on.

 

Death in Duplicate

Sarah Jane Rutherford

Crime murder mystery comedy/farce set in WWII 1942 Yorkshire England.


It is 1942, the world is embroiled in the carnage of the Second World War, but for police Sergeant Albert Reginald Farendurl, that is trivial in comparison to his problems. Relegated to the remote and largely ignorable Yorkshire village of Thornly Wick, life has been somewhat, boring, for many years, until the ancient and aristocratically acidic Lady Hamly of Hamly Hall, inconsiderately allows herself to be shot, strangled, hung, poisoned and stabbed, but not necessarily in that order.
The good lady does not, however, repose in peace but is stolen from her own fridge, while her butler Hendry is distracted - drinking his way through the wine cellar in celebration of his employer’s demise. Surprisingly, Lady Hamly returns in fine fettle, sabre in hand, angry at Farendurl’s incompetence to prevent her death, and determined to remove his helmet; with his head in it. The aristocratic fossil dies a second time, but was it murder, or natural causes?
With help from Morgan Flynn, a pseudo Irish Welsh Yorkshire man who frequently contemplates life’s philosophical complexities, and Angus Campbell the village doctor-cum-undertaker, Farendurl sets about making sense of what should be a reasonably straightforward murder investigation… with one or two trivial complications.


 

Star Burst

Sarah Jane Rutherford

Science fiction comedy, William Rushaan Cooper, debt collector, deserter, opportunist and devoted self-preservationist, adventure.


The universe is huge, especially if you happen to be a debt collector who gets easily bored. Cooper William Rushaan is a former Corporate Body soldier and inevitable deserter; other people could be heroes, but he settled for just being a very alive and devoted self-preservationist. Blessed with a furtive imagination, Rush, ‘colours’ his debt collecting reports to clients, to entertain them and encourage a larger payment for facing alleged appalling and horrific danger on their behalf. Rush’s travelling companion is Charlie, a belligerent computer software programme, totally indifferent to Rush’s survival and ongoing good health, and when he is not attempting to kill Rush, Charlie tries to encourage others to do it for him. This healthy relationship is rudely interrupted by Rush’s discovery of Deena, a computer chip from a disabled Omar ship, discovered while on route to his next job. The Omar are seeking help to save their dual worlds of Taran One and, very cleverly named, Taran Two, from the Corporate Body whose intention is to take both planets, and slaughter their occupants to negate any objections, queries about sovereignty or mining rights. Deena convinces Rush to take the job, or she’ll kill him.

 

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emeraldraj wrote 70 days ago

Will you fight for CUPID (god of sexual love) leading men or for LIBE....

Sharahzade wrote 89 days ago

Thank you, Sarah. I too have been engaged in a word battle recently ....

CLEYMAK wrote 89 days ago

I posted it :)

ZoeSelina wrote 89 days ago

Yes, the work it takes to reach the desk could be much better spent w....

Splinker wrote 89 days ago

The latest one, first person space book.

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I wrote 163 days ago

I do love good feedback, so cheers and comments noted. Actually when you think about editing it just never ends because everything can be improved in some way each time you look at it. Editing can also be fun especially when you find a new twist or a way to create greater intrigue in a story. I shal... view book

I wrote 183 days ago

Hi Stevinho, Okay, second chapter. Ye gods I can see the bucket lady almost in the vicar's wife. She is so beautiful describe right down to her somewhat ponderous gait. And the vicar... what a brilliant Name, although it must have been a nightmare from hell in his youth. Hell though, remind me ne... view book

I wrote 185 days ago

Hi Stevinho, Right, first I love the book cover because as a cartoonist myself it is a brilliant illustration. The first chapter. I absolutely adore the characters names, so different and all related to birds. Wonderful lateral thinking. Your writing is very good although sometimes your punctuati... view book

I wrote 193 days ago

First I love the name, but are you truly only a little devil...? Actually just between you and me... I'm having a big birthday bash next year as I turn a brilliant sixty, and life only gets better. I feel the same mentally as when I was twenty six, although the body is a tad rusty and I do things cl... view book

I wrote 198 days ago

Hi Warrick, Right, now I understand why you appreciate my humour. I already love Francoise. What a way to traverse the pits of discrimination and prejudice, and with such a really out of space kind of a character; a chicken who can speak three languages! I actually teach people how to deal with ... view book

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