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J F Sane

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I am originally from Nottingham, England, I and am currently teaching at a school in Aberdeenshire.

In terms of literature, I have been writing short random stories and 'un-finishing' novels since I could hold a pen but in the field of publishing a piece of work, I am only just dipping my toe into the water.


The finished book on here, "The Enchantless Tale of Lizzy Cropwell" was written as a wedding present for my sister, so essentially she is the main audience I'm appealing to - but it would be nice if other people like it as well and I could branch out a bit.

For the future I would love to get my work, especially the one already on here, published. I'm also working on two 'indirect' sequels to to "Enchantless Tales" saga.

I've been reworking parts of my book in response to the valuable advice I've been getting from people on here. (most recent updated text is pending upload so watch this space)

... I thank all on here for the useful feedback & advice I have been getting to help me improve this work...Please keep 'em coming!!!

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Anything by John O'Farrell. I also like books by Spike Milligan and Terry Deary (the Horrible-historian who got me hooked).

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The Enchantless Tale of Lizzy ....

James Sane

Feisty princess-in-training breaks with convention in post-enchanted fairyland. Handsome princes beware!
A curious 'Once Upon a Time' tale with a difference.


In the Post-enchanted Fairytale Kingdom of 'Roc', commerciality reigns supreme, holding freedom and happiness to ransom. Fantasy has become boring and repetitive, with tedious red tape and health and safety issues.

In this world, the classic tales of daring deeds and romantic bliss are exploited by the 'Academy of Happy Ever After' – a parentally funded institution in which students work and train to become the next generation of dashing heroes and fair maidens, complete with certificates and credentials for a readymade happy ever after.

One day, the un-studious and rebellious Elizabeth Marianne Cropwell runs into serious trouble regarding her academic progress and following an ultimatum, her graduation now depends on her both becoming a Fair Maiden and being rescued by a dashing Hero… without the academy’s safety net.

Assisted by her companions, an illegal helpline, a resourceful shrubbery and a horde of disenfranchised toads, Lizzy soon breaks from the ‘norm’ of society in her attempt to prove the academy wrong, live out her fantasies and bring about a happy ending her own way.

This is easier said than done - as Lizzy's mission risks exposing a dark and sinister secret that could destroy the concept of 'happy endings' forever...

 

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I wrote 332 days ago

Sorry for reading this slowly (and I still am) but it was sure worth it. After a hard day's work at the school, I came home and looked at this and couldn't stop laughing. It's exactly the type of humour I'd buy. :-) ...and in the first story, I was picturing the scene (cringe!) and to me it rea... view book

I wrote 332 days ago

Sorry for reading this slowly (and I still am) but it was sure worth it. After a hard day's work at the school, I came home and looked at this and couldn't stop laughing. It's exactly the type of humour I'd buy. :-) ...and in the first story, I was picturing the scene (cringe!) and to me it rea... view book

I wrote 432 days ago

I really like this story and will continue reading when I get the chance (Sorry for the late comment...I keep having problems with the network filtering Authonomy at work). Overall, I think the story flows very well, especially the confident use of dialogue in the chapters. (ie. You don't flood ... view book

I wrote 435 days ago

The short pitch alone makes me want to read more. Nice one...I shall read more when I get home from work today. :-) view book

I wrote 565 days ago

Thank you again for the recent comments. My next target is to gradually tighten up these chapters. and lose the excessive words. Please keep the feedback coming as I really appreciate the useful advice/input. Watch this space (I'll earn those stars yet) ;-) view book

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